Whats ur favorite family guy quote?
May 27, 2010 by bebo
Filed under Boom buster
mine is.
Peter- “Check it out i took 20 m-80s and stuck them all together. I call it Peter Griffin’s bunker buster mega ultra super-BOOM!”
lmao
oh yes i have another one
Chris: But dad! u cant beat him! hes crippled!
Other guy: Yeah! i have MS!
Peter: you hear that chris? he has a monkey scrotum and hes bragging about it!”
“You wanna know what grinds my gears?”
i just thought of another one. “Pow right in the kisser”
when brian sing ” never gonna give you up”
on the episode where he is on the giraffe
Louis -Peter what is that!?!?!?!?
Peter- THis Isac newton would be a giraffe
Oh and Polio back then is like aids today, only people with polio get into heaven
theres a message in my alpha bits it says ooooooooo…peter those are cheerios
“The bird is the word.”
Or… “Cool Hwhip”
drops his fork and says “MEG” – punches her in the face
gigity gigity gooooo!!!!
and the bird is the word
‘are you sure it was a book? are you sure it wasnt, nothing?’
&
‘Cool Hwip.’
Giggidy giddigy!!!
When Peter says to Lois..
“hahahahaha, hey Lois, remember when I faaaarted…hahahaha.”
’sometimes, i just want to punch her in the face’
when Peter tells a therapist about Meg lmfao.
“I’m gonna go bang my girlfriend and then I’m gonna kill Chris Griffin!”
“Good lord! Can he really say “bang my girlfriend” on TV?”
“what the deuce”
Stewie to Meg…Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So…this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn’t it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Stewie to Meg… If you kill yourself now, you might get a full two pages in the yearbook. Well you know that is something to think about…
Peter to Lois…By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I’m not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint–it wasn’t on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin’ on that novel you’re working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you’re working on there? Your big novel you’ve been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
When Chris’ hot teacher gives him his test back and she’s like “What do you see here?” and He goes “Two Ds and an F.”
LMFAO
when everytime peter hears someone say meg he does that wierd noise with his tounge. lmao
asian santa: what you want, what you want for Christmas?
stewie: ummm, maybe one of those… umm
asian santa: take too long! SAD CHRISTMAS! ”throws stewie”
asian boy comes on asian santa lap
asian santa: WHAT YOU WANT?
asian boy: FIRETRUCK!
asian santa : WHAT COLOR?
asian boy: RED! ”asian santa throws boy.
lol
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can’t swim!
Peter: Oh, he’s not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he’s a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn’t mean he can’t hear. Kick Joe, kick!
and the one where Joe is hanging of a cliff and Lois is holding on to him so he wont fall.. and joe is like
” come on, your can pull me up, just pretend I am one of your children….. wait NOT MEG NOT MEG”
I can’t stand family guy.
Stewie singing the banjo song or when he goes “Go to Hell!”
or Brian singing the peanut butter jelly song
Peter says something negative about Robot Chicken.
Chris: I hate you! (and runs away)
Hahahahahha!!!!!!!